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Chuck Norris!

26.12.07 | Bruno C.

Chuck Norris "processou" a editora Penguin por causa de um livro que, segundo ele, explora injustamente o seu nome. Este livro baseia-se numa lista que circula na Internet sobre factos da vida de Chuck (ex: When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris; Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants; There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live; Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits; Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice; There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist; When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down; Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush; Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is; Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door).

A Penguin publicou "The Truth About Chuck Norris 400 facts about the World's Greatest Human" ("A Verdade Sobre Chuck Norris: 400 Factos Sobre o Ser Humano Mais Fantástico do Mundo") em Novembro.

É claro que todas as pessoas processadas pelo Chuck já morreram, vitimas de uma poderorso roundhouse kick...